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Windows 386 Commercial - The Worst Microsoft Advertisement EVER!

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This Microsoft ad has it all. Bad acting, bad rapping, and bad 80's hair. Enjoy.
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Tooplaynator (26 days ago)
But can Windows 386 run Super Mario Bros. 2 (JP)
Jose M. Sanchez (27 days ago)
no entendi . Los policias sabian que asuntos internos les tendia una trampa ??
Diamond Ranch (2 months ago)
I say the only good versions of windows are XP and 7. 10 is not the best for me since of all the stuff that comes installed with it! Like skype for me is bloatware. I never use it and idk how MS will try to get it to be the new messaging system
Trev0r98 (3 months ago)
"Linda" here reminds me a little of "Bailey" (played by Jan Smithers - who was 10x hotter), from "WKRP in Cincinnati".
Brian Bagnall (3 months ago)
Holy man hands. 2:37
Maximilian Power (4 months ago)
Windows 386... according to this video it: - makes you go crazy - makes all your co workers respect and admire you - gets you a date - makes word documents Well im sold! Where can I buy?
Filati Didila (7 months ago)
No next Windows 386 in years 1987 it's Next Windows 386 in years 2386 Next future it's Cool
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Jonathan50 (7 months ago)
Plot twist: The man Linda gave the document to was T-bone in disguise as Mr. Payne
Janne Väätäinen (7 months ago)
Are those Gargoyles "Terminator" sunglasses? That chick looks sweeet!
Kevin G (8 months ago)
Anybody get this i like get smart and T-bones Want to be my wife or can I use your leg?
Kevin G (8 months ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noEHHB6rnMI doyat!
defob (9 months ago)
kill me
pfcrezende (1 year ago)
I actually liked the ad, so I stopped at around 7 minutes in to read the comments, and then got warned there would be rapping. Rapping? So I resume play and right there it starts. Damn! The ad was fine till then.
V. Dargain (2 months ago)
She wasn't as good as Blondie's Debbie Harry . But she was cool with it .
T Rob (1 year ago)
Fun Fact: The sunglasses she is wearing are Gargoyles Classics. The same model worn by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the original Terminator. Very collectable today.
V. Dargain (2 months ago)
You are probably right . Since there are no more Terminator movies coming out any time soon .
Eliezer Pennywhistler (1 year ago)
I must say - using a C-120 cassette for a two-minute message is wasteful of the corporation's money.
Sensible Musician (1 year ago)
from the makers of poochie
Get Rikkity Rekt (1 year ago)
When you abruptly stop taking your Antipsychotics, but you still got work to do.
MarkusTegelane (1 year ago)
6:40 xD
Private Channel (1 year ago)
WTF?? She Starts Rapping
V. Dargain (2 months ago)
Uh-huh . It's funny .
BlueDragon992 (1 year ago)
7:12 And just when you thought this couldn't possibly get any cheesier, she starts rapping. Oh joy...
spakkajack (1 year ago)
my god. time to watch japanese mud wrestling
Uso Indevido (1 year ago)
How did Microsoft survived this? and Vista? And W8? And Windows phone? How is MS still alive?
Tooplaynator (26 days ago)
and ME
it was good...until she started rapping.
Jordyn Wolrige (1 year ago)
It's a great commercial!
Lampfish (1 year ago)
and it's still a shit company
Eric Knibbe (1 year ago)
Original description from Google Video: "Microsoft sent this tape to retailers to explain the benefits of Windows 386. Boring until the 7 minute mark when the production is taken over by crack-smoking monkeys."
andymate2006 (2 years ago)
They should have a promo like this for Windows 10. All the same cast and crew.
V. Dargain (2 months ago)
Uh-huh . Good idea .
Steve Arrants (2 years ago)
This was't a commercial. This was an internal video shown at a company meeting. Still, pretty cheesy.
Bear (2 years ago)
Watch the beggining in closed captioning lol
Tragiic (2 years ago)
Grizzly You Battered A Child?
Forest Moore (2 years ago)
So... how much did Microsoft pay to use the "Mission Impossible" theme song in this video?
Juan L Colon (2 years ago)
it is pronounced windows 3.85
Carlos Roots (2 years ago)
PRESS "PLAY" ON TAPE.
DelilahThePig (2 years ago)
Couldn't she do all this on a Mac without jumping through hoops? Anything prior to Windows 3.1 just seems maddening.
Flame Fist Channel (2 years ago)
You wanna listen to bad music? Looking for retarded actors in heroin? Welcome to windows.
michaeldim1 (2 years ago)
Windows 386... IS ON THE ATTACK
Solaceanimations (2 years ago)
those midi's tho
Laconic913 (2 years ago)
7:05 and 8:13 Apparently Windows 386 gives you brain damage.
Charles N (2 months ago)
Choices Choices Choices, like why the hell did I decide to kill brain cells watch this..
Vincent Rubino (2 years ago)
This was my favorite OS until Windows XP came out. I ADORE this promotional tool. It is so feminist! LOVES IT!
Alfred Glickman (2 years ago)
what a heartbreaking ending... a freaking sales guy!
V. Dargain (2 months ago)
He obviously the after work dinner date with her . Success !
Laconic913 (2 years ago)
+Alfred Glickman A crummy commercial?! ...Son of a bitch!
homg85 (2 years ago)
wow so 80s... but the lame 80s...
Private Channel (1 year ago)
did you she name was Lynda with this girl with a Nerd and Bad Hair
x x (2 years ago)
I would have loved to hear the director and producer pitch this ...idea!
martin booker (2 years ago)
It should be banned!!!
Rob Camp (2 years ago)
AND THEN EVERYONE STOOD UP AND CLAPPED
Rara D (2 years ago)
hahahahahaha
V. Dargain (2 months ago)
Uh-huh . T-bone is in trouble .
Anon Ymous (2 years ago)
2:35 is when shit goes down
LordGoatAlmighty (2 years ago)
why did that lady go all mentally ill
Vink (1 year ago)
Have *you* ever had to use Windows? ;-)
Tan TaipPuh (3 years ago)
This is something worse than the geeks community owners.
Michael Jones (3 years ago)
Options? Just a moment.
Bryan D (3 years ago)
This is NOT the worst but the BEST Microsoft Advert eva!
V. Dargain (2 months ago)
Microsoft commercials are legendary ! This one is no exception .
Yao Mung (3 years ago)
bet she gives great blowjobs
Aaron P (3 years ago)
The whole video fell apart after 8 minutes
Private Channel (1 year ago)
+dalekman tardis secret name TARDIS (Meaning a Machine that Teleports or Time Travel
Ya Boi Maxwell (2 years ago)
This whole video fell apart after 10 seconds.
Mr. Toonster (3 years ago)
Is Windows 386 even a real OS? There's no wikipedia article for it
MarkusTegelane (1 year ago)
Mr. Toonster Windows 386 is kinda like Windows 2.1
Jason Stevens (3 years ago)
+Mr. Toonster it is very much a real product. http://gunkies.org/wiki/Windows_2.0#Windows.2F386 It ran on MS-DOS, like windows 1.0/2.0/3.0/3.1 etc..
Zoomer30 (3 years ago)
Windows 1 and 2 barley existed.
Tomodachi Luis (3 years ago)
That's part of a version of Windows 2.1x or 2.0
Final Theory Games (3 years ago)
Fucking stupid as hell and I LOVE it!!!
stubhead (3 years ago)
That was not possible. I did NOT see that. No.
MarkusTegelane (1 year ago)
stubhead yes you did
linuxdude1 (3 years ago)
What the hell!  Seriously what the hell was that?!  Were people really that gullible back in the 80's?  Windows 386 my ass!
Private Channel (1 year ago)
This is not Memories its Banned Porno ANOTHER WORD CONFIRM THE BSOD?? /CON /AUX /NO
YellowDieselGolf (3 years ago)
Just so we're clear, Mike Lock is a penis reference.  Right?
SigEpBlue (3 years ago)
I suppose it's no coincidence the crack epidemic started a mere three years before this video was created.
Techommentary (3 years ago)
I didn't know that Cindy Lauper worked for Microsoft.
V. Dargain (2 months ago)
LOL . This all supposed to be secret .
Private Channel (1 year ago)
Techommentary Pokemon incoming: Cindy Uses Windows 2.0
Harry Tsang (3 years ago)
This one just a bit long, remember how Steve Blamer scream about Windows 1.0 and Windows XP?
AxeRockstar (3 years ago)
Now I see where The Americans copied their gritty drama and realism from.
Adam Putman (3 years ago)
I got nervous when she started rapping.
Private Channel (1 year ago)
This not Memories right it is Banned or Weird Commercial Warning: Attention the Word Memories has Been Detected CONFIRMED THE BSOD? /CON /AUX /NO
Private Channel (1 year ago)
Adam Putman LYNDA uses WINDOWS 8
Private Channel (1 year ago)
Adam Putman looks like Taylor Swift (Her Favorite Eat was Cheesecake
MarkusTegelane (1 year ago)
Adam Putman I got nervous when reading this comment
Kit Vitae (2 years ago)
+Stephen Pickering white people still can't rap tbh
VolodyA! V Anarhist (3 years ago)
I love it. I actually think it's a rather cool and funny advert for what it's worth.
Emmet Cromie (3 years ago)
This is actually the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.
akiyammio (3 years ago)
What the actual fuck. UAHEWUAHEUAE
David Jones (3 years ago)
DAT LAG DOE
KlutzyBlubber (3 years ago)
7:54 MLG Shades
ondiras (3 years ago)
It's like the résumé of a failed decade...
SWEATY PITS (3 years ago)
she would have been a great pornstar
Eliezer Pennywhistler (1 year ago)
Who said she wasn't?
Perolito (3 years ago)
She moves around like an old lady, rofl.
Andrew Harnaman (3 years ago)
Assuming she was in her mid 30's or 40's when this was made, she would have now aged by almost 26 years so shes in her late 50's or mid 60's
Good gracious..Even Bill Gates should have had this axed before it even got out!
Behind The Mirror (4 years ago)
to windows as I have changed much windows 7
/home/gligar13 (4 years ago)
I was waiting for the sex scene.
V. Dargain (2 months ago)
T bone is gonna get slammed by a savvy feminist .
tcpnetworks (4 years ago)
Yes John,  You win... This is *TERRIBLE*     It's so terrible, it made me buy macs for the last 20 years :)
relik (4 years ago)
damn this shit is terrible
Josh Burton (4 years ago)
wow im horny now
Atombombmother (4 years ago)
The horrible windows 95 commercial is worse.
techstormster (4 years ago)
Oh god the sexual suspense is killing me. 
Bluestarwarrior1 (4 years ago)
Funny!
Ian Drsaurri (4 years ago)
it was really cool until she started singing
Aaron David Kofi (4 years ago)
Wows, now we have Macapple Pentagon with Gigis of Rams.
dlarge6502 (4 years ago)
I really liked this advert till 7 mins in. I was thinking how is this a bad advert? I mean compared to the hilarious and embarrassing DOS 5 advert this is actually quite pleasant. Then they started rapping.
Ian Drsaurri (4 years ago)
I feel your pain
MatchstalkMan (4 years ago)
That 'rap' (and I use the word 'rap' quite incorrectly) she drones out sounds like Sheldon's "Bongos Rap" on TBBT.
ShadowWolfGaming (4 years ago)
thats not an ad, its a short film
Andru McMonigal (5 years ago)
W-W-Windows 386
MrMundo3d (5 years ago)
what are you spec with was old time
Goytá F. Villela Jr. (5 years ago)
06:27: impressed with the screen refresh time. That PC must be a beast, at least a 25-MHz 386 with 4 MB RAM, probably 387 math co-processor, and I wouldn't be surprised if it even had a hard disk! Yes, maybe 10 or even 20 MB! That modem must be at least 2400 baud. And did you notice that the monitor was in color? Wow! And to top it all, it runs W-W-Windows three-eigh-ty-six! Jeez, you could buy a small car with that configuration's price. Top-notch! :-)
lwatcdr (5 years ago)
Unless you had an Amiga. Just goes to show you that the best tech does not always win.
Scott Guzman (5 years ago)
good ole windows anyone rember DOS that was fun
Tyler Cameron (5 years ago)
I can watch a YouTube video and organize my files at the same time on my phone. Or IM/messaging while watching a video at the same time, etc.
Richard Bustamante (5 years ago)
And why didn't they ever turn on the office lights back then?
cwbh10 (5 years ago)
and people hate on apple ads.....
Herolake (5 years ago)
wow id t bone her all day
Rampant Obesity (5 years ago)
This feels like they didn't know which audience they were going for.
megabomberman999 (5 years ago)
4 applications running at once? WOW!
Steve Johnston (5 years ago)
Perhaps add Jerry Seinfeld and you've got something.
Fi (5 years ago)
Or they could have licensed the music from the copyright owner.
Fi (5 years ago)
It is Windows 2.
Fi (5 years ago)
Windows/386 is an edition of the Windows 2 operating system. The "386" refers to the processor that Windows/386 was designed for--the Intel 80386.
asteroid1717 (5 years ago)
If I had that Cyndi Lauper clone marching in place and wagging her finger at me, I'd run away, not hand her files.
Emilio Cruz (5 years ago)
This has Ballmer written all over it.

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